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 Hi. This is my collection of things I like. I guess you could say that this collection reflects my personality. On some level.

By the way, I don't claim to own anything here. Unless I say so.

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Abercrombie Just Got Served: Ellen Is Like a Decency Ninja ↘

nomadic:

Warning: You’€™re going to want to start sending Ellen love notes.

Oh Fitch Please!

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chemicalbride: toke-s: this is crazzzy this is it this is the gif i’ve been waiting my whole life to see i can die happy now

chemicalbride:

toke-s:

this is crazzzy

this is it this is the gif i’ve been waiting my whole life to see i can die happy now

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fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

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ourlonemercy:

YOUNG ELLEN DEGENERES

TALKING ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND

someone please show/tweet/email/whatever this to ellen.

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When someone tries to talk during my TV shows

laughingstation:

sodamnrelatable:

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DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?

Fuck I just died

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This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.

ROSS JUST 

HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.

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hardfl1p:

wakinguptothesmellofpaintthinner:

Felipe Gustavo’s tre flips…sex

I concur

This.  Sorry for reposting. I couldn’t find the original post. ☹

This. 

Sorry for reposting. I couldn’t find the original post. ☹

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suicideisnotanoption4u: 8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia. Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children. This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. The story of how Officer Briggs talked Kevin down is remarkable. As you can see in the picture, Kevin is literally one step away from jumping to his death. But for more than hour, the officer listened to Kevin pour his heart out about his troubles and told him, “I know you think things are bad, but they can get better.”Kevin says, “Officer Briggs never made me feel guilty for the situation I was in. He made feel like, I understand why you are here, but there are alternatives”Kevin is just one of countless lives Briggs has saved over his 23 year career.Briggs, who was promoted to Sergeant five years ago, is humble about what he does. He says, ”they make the decision, when they step back over that rail it takes a tremendous amount of courage”I salute Sergeant Briggs!Photo: The San Francisco Chronicle, John Storey

suicideisnotanoption4u:

8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. 

That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia. 
Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children. 
This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. 

The story of how Officer Briggs talked Kevin down is remarkable. 

As you can see in the picture, Kevin is literally one step away from jumping to his death. But for more than hour, the officer listened to Kevin pour his heart out about his troubles and told him, “I know you think things are bad, but they can get better.”

Kevin says, “Officer Briggs never made me feel guilty for the situation I was in. He made feel like, I understand why you are here, but there are alternatives”

Kevin is just one of countless lives Briggs has saved over his 23 year career.

Briggs, who was promoted to Sergeant five years ago, is humble about what he does. He says, ”they make the decision, when they step back over that rail it takes a tremendous amount of courage”

I salute Sergeant Briggs!
Photo: The San Francisco Chronicle, John Storey

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